Danny Devito's Trash Baby

21, Melbourne, no pants, coffee, cigarettes, gin, milksteak. I have no ambition and even less purpose in life.
Not really Mac's mom, just her biggest fan.

nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

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bussykiller:

getting home and being able to take off your pants more like

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Anonymous asked: How exactly does fifty shades reflect badly on the BDSM community?


Answer:

congenitalprogramming:

I can’t believe people are still asking this.

  • romanticization of a maniplulative abuser
  • lack of and/or disposal of the importance of consent
  • taking advantage of someone from a lower socioeconomic class
  • perpetuating the risky behavior of novices hopping into D/s with no idea what it is, which ends up subjecting them to
  1. creepy abusive assholes who prey on naive subs who thing 50 shades represents BDSM (and who are prime victims because they wouldn’t know that they are being taken advantage of since force and possessiveness seem ‘romantic to them’
  2. People running out to get zip ties or rope and shit to tie themselves up with without actually reading up on bondage. Blood clots and injuries ensue, yay
  3. People putting themselves into emotionally intense scenes with no preparation and ending up frightened, confused and uncomfortable.

tl;dr, if you think 50 shades is a good representative of BDSM you are too unprepared and naive to get into BDSM.

its-tuesday-again:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS

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humbuttt:

lowercase-numbers:

burger

I think I died

iconic

hobo-r0cket:

lowercase-numbers:

adventures with the sam pick yesterday:

1) pinpointing Sam’s real time location on the tram network map

2) Thursday arvo beers at Lounge

incredible

dirtydisneyconfessions:

ok dude, i know you wanna fuck the granny queen from a bugs life, we’ve gotten your confession 385 fucking times, we get it, you love fucking old wrinkly ass ants, stop fucking submitting it.

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