Danny Devito's Trash Baby

21, Melbourne, no pants, coffee, cigarettes, gin, milksteak. I have no ambition and even less purpose in life.
Not really Mac's mom, just her biggest fan.

*fills mason jar with vodka* i’m doing a cleanse

(Source: zodiacbaby, via australiansanta)

kia-kaha-winchesters:

just the girly things

  • forcing an earing through a closed piercing
  • taking off tight clothes and rubbing the indents they left on your skin 
  • human sacrifice
  • homemade face masks 

(via dietmountainwho)

fffcuk:

today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore

(via moistbottom)

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